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I hate bugs. When we first moved to Hawaii and I was stuck in an apartment without any of our things for three weeks I wrote a poem about my hatred for bugs. I wish I could find that poem now.

It is super hot here in Vegas and that means it is cockroach season. And for some reason this year we have flying cockroaches. I hate them. Luckily they only come out at night. I wouldn’t even know they exisisted if I didn’t get up once or twice in the night to feed the baby.

The thing I hate the most is when I have a clean house and yet I still have bugs. I lived in Guatemala and it was okay that there were bugs there because it was a dirty place. But here in America we are pretty clean and so in my mind it seems like we shouldn’t have any bugs.

Is there any state I can move to where there aren’t any bugs or cockroaches?