Welcome to Smuggle Me

If you have been following PayPerPost then you’ve certainly come across the infamous Flaming Tamale. Ted has gotten too busy in his new corporate lifestyle so he gave us his Flaming Tamale. In fact, he even posted the following picture of the Flaming Tamale:

If you can’t tell, she’s wearing a Star Trek uniform. No, it’s not just a shirt. It’s a full star trek uniform.

After seeing that I couldn’t help but think what she must be like in real life. Here’s a few thoughts of what she probably does outside of her job outside PayPerPost:

-Downloads illegal copies of Star Trek episodes at home
-Practices splitting her fingers apart because she secretly wishes she was vulcan
-Keeps tapping her chest and saying Beam me up scotty…and yet she’s still back at PayPerPost tomorrow
-Searches all the online dating sites for other trekkies
-Writes a blog about how one day she wants to get married in Las Vegas with someone who has pointy ears

I guess it doesn’t really matter what she does in her free time, as long as she still makes it so I Get Paid For Blogging