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I recently found one of the most recently popular websites on WordPress.com called What did Materazzi say to Zidane? Fortunately for me I read, speak and understand Italian and so I was able to read many of the funny descriptions of what Materazzi could have said. It really reminds me of something that David Letterman or Jay Leno would do on their show. I tried to translate the website using Google’s translate, but it didn’t work so good. I think part of it may have to do with all the slang and Italian dialect that is used on the site.

So, I’ll translate a few of the things that Materazzi might have said to Zidane to make Zidane headbutt Materazzi in the World Cup final.

Matt: I have your sister’s name tatoo’d on my chest. Want to see?
Zid:

Matt: Zidane’s mom is in a window in Amsterdam, Amsterdam…Amsterdam
Zid:

I think you have to read most of them in Italian to enjoy. So, all you have to do is learn Italian.